Pakistanee story

One man used to travel India Pakistan border regularly in his bicycle. Security forces on both the sides knew that he is part of a smuggling gang. He used to give cuts/ commissions . . . army people were happy . . . without knowing what exactly he is doing . . . who cares?


During Kargil war, suddenly the porous border was sealed! Though it hardly mattered for the smuggler but his life became little difficult. He had to undergo checking not because it was so as per the rule - but one day a new army personal had stopped him unknowingly and checked him thoroughly . . . but failed to find anything objectionable! The higher authority came and ordered and told the junior person to leave him . . . He is a Pakistani only . . . Later as he was explaining the junior enthusiasticaly that this gentleman fools the Indian government by smuggling . . . the army personal was surprised and told his boss that he had failed to find any thing objectionable . . . When this person came again, bad luck of the army person, he was again on duty! This time out of interest he asked him what is that he ferries? He replied ignorantly which did not go well to the army person! Zanaab aap rukiye (gentleman, you stop!). Aap samajhate kyaa hain apane ko (what do you think of yourself) . . . he was searched again . . . but invain . . . Nothing objectionable.


Now this became daily buiseness. There was a friendly war going on. Sometimes this man used to travel 2 to 3 times across the border and every time he had to undergo search . . . wastage of time for both the army as well as the smuggler . . . But he used to give cuts/ commissions honestly . . . ye aapkaa hissa janaab, smuggling to main karataa hoon (this is your share sir, I do smuggle!).

At last the army person got tired, frustrated . . . ok yaar, please now tell me what do you smuggle? I am sure you dont do drugs or anything of that short then what do you smuggle? After getting the promise he whispered that he smuggles the CYCLE! The army person whispered, nalayak, Bajaj kee scooter naheen laa sakataa (useless fellow, cant you get me a bajaj scooter?).